My brother/partner was comping some text for a page… Normally I rush through just looking at the layout and all the nonsensical “Greek” filler for words, but something caught my eye so I took a closer look.
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Here are some flowers that grow out of cans.
How did they get into the cans? I think some man in Japan put them in there.
All I did was add a little pilsner. Turns out flowers enjoy beer too.
They grew and grew. Now they are bigger. Now they require at least a case of beer a week. Very expensive alcoholic plants. I am going to enroll them in AAFG. Alcoholics Anonymous for Greenery. I imagine that the plants will go through withdrawal when they are denied alcohol. They may even have allergic reactions to water. I bet they get the shakes. Poor poor alcoholic plants. I must find them a sponsor plant to rely on when they get weak. I don’t want them sneaking a shot here or there when I am not looking. Ok. I think I have enough text to see how this wraps now.
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I think the stress is getting to him.