Weapons of Monkey Destruction

First, let me give you the background. The fundraising company I help run has a “Screaming Flying Monkey” as a prize for sellers. Basically, it’s a cute little plush monkey with an aviator’s helmet and rubber arms. You put your fingers in it’s hands, pull it by the tail, and let it fly. When it hits it lets out a loud “ahhhh-EEEE-AHHHH-AHHHHHHHHHHH” scream (I’m too lazy to record it and insert the sound here so use your imagination).

Screaming Flying Monkey

Okay, now for the silly part. Because you can “aim” and “fling” it, many schools won’t use it because it is classified as… wait for it… A WEAPON!

Now, I know I’m getting older, but looking back to my high school gangland days, I don’t ever recall an alley rumble with flying screaming monkeys. But hey, what did we know? So, since we have several hundred of these little buggers sitting around the prize room, we’ve decided to help out with the war on terrorism and ship them all to our boys overseas. Take that, stink’n Al-Quada!

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7 Responses to Weapons of Monkey Destruction

  1. eledteacher says:

    Disallowing it to be distributed is foolish! Allowing it to be used in the school at people, wise. The answer would be to use it not at school / distraction. It does sound neat and the age is right … 4 years old and up. I’d like one.
    I remember in high school was were I saw a hand gun for the first time. It was an old revolver. I was so naive, I couldn’t think of a reason why you would need one.

  2. Cerpicio says:

    Heck, I’ll take a couple off your hands if you want help getting rid of them!

    /grin
    — C.

  3. DarthReilly says:

    I remember the monkey gang wars. People got shot clean through the groin with those things, thus the term: “When monkeys fly out your butt.”

  4. davesbeachbar says:

    I think I see the first product for sale on the “Brothers Cramer” website..

    Of course after giving all of us a couple to “test”. I have a cat that I would LOVE to indroduce this monkey to 🙂

  5. befsaberway says:

    I’m sorry if this is off-topic, but I need some feedback. Do you think extended auto warranties a good deal?
    Thanks in advance for your input.

  6. curtis says:

    want one where di i get one

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