Honey, where's the hammer?

Posted on March 29, 2007 by Scott

I get a call on the way home from work. “Honey, where’s the hammer?”

“Why?” I ask.

“I’m fixing dinner.”

My little Martha Stewart. Post prison. 😉

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5 Responses to Honey, where's the hammer?

  1. MDH, II says:
    March 29, 2007 at 8:27 am

    Oh, she was out hunting, literally, down something for dinner.

  2. Gitsie Girl says:
    March 29, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    I wasn’t hunting. I was only beating the meat.

  3. Keith Cramer says:
    March 29, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    Next time beat your meat with an iron skillet. Works better.

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