What parent in their right mind is going to dress their child in the RED SHIRT?! Then, what? Take him out to the playground? Or the neighbor's house? He's not coming back man!!! What are you thinking?!?!
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Aww, so cute.
The "Cadet" should be in preemie size. 😉
Avoid the red ones if you treasure your child… Â Gift a red one if you can't stand your niece / nephew.
I'd be tempted to get the red just to let everyone know I'm grooming them for a command position. — I'm also delusional enough to believe my child would return unscathed and with commendations coming their way.
Buy the redshirt for someone else's kid.
At the gift shop following a Star Trek exhibit at the local science museum, they were selling a onesie that said "I Just Boldly Went."
Like this: http://www.amazon.com/Boldly-Star-Trek-Infant-Snapsuit/dp/B0043K87Y4