Reality TV shows…
I’ve never been to bootcamp. I’ve never had to survive being stranded on an island or stuck in the Australian outback. Temptation Island? Yeah, right.
Unless you’re Angela Lansbury it’s doubtful you’ll really be solving a murder in smalltown America.
And for everyone who believes those Big Brother people aren’t just following the script… well, all those “hand written” advertisements in the mail with your name at the top (don’t mind that it’s been inserted in a totally different font and size), those really are personalized just for you.
Oops, gotta go! Jerry Springer’s on!