An American Idol Contestant was whacked by a folding chair last night when another competitor jumped into the ring after being tagged by their partner. Camera crews caught Simon Cowell ripping the chair out from under Paula Abdul and passing it through the ropes while Randy Jackson was adjusting his new “Dawg” latex mask.
Officials from the WWAIF (World Wide American Idol Federation) report the contestant only suffered a broken nose and it will not affect the quality of singing brought to the mat each week.
In a related story, the WWWF (World Wide Wrestling Federation) is continuing to pursue legal action against American Idol for this season’s blatant copying of their format. Hulk Hogan – rumored to have challenged Randy Jackson to a grudge match for possession of his judge’s spot – declined to comment on any legal action.
Very, very funny! Thanks! I needed the laugh.
You are a very strange man. Was it dinner again? I *have* to refrain from using the spices!!