Category Archives: Everything Else

Agggh. I stop blogging for a while and I miss the chance to snag a gmail account. Grrr. That’s what a break in loyal patronage does to you!

Unlike the rest of us, maybe Lyle Lovett wakes up with perfect hair… Normal Hair Day for Lyle

Congrats Rosie! Ironic when you think about it, though… She chose to get married to another woman as an anti-Bush statement. Rosie O’Donnell kisses Kelli Carpenter Former talk show host Rosie O’Donnell, right, kisses her partner Kelli Carpenter, after their … Continue reading →

When I walked up to my computer at work there was a network message on the screen saying, “UPS Overload Averted”. Damn UPS terrorists trying to shut down my server. I’m switching to Fed-Ex.

After the last washing day I determined that I was no longer going to put up with matching up five different similar but not-the-same types of tube socks. Plus, I had thrown away any singles with holes and I was … Continue reading →

Do they match? No. Are they the same color? Yes. Do they match? Yes. When a man runs out of socks.

Oh, the horror of it all. It’s not that I *have* to have the web address of my own name, scottcramer.com. However, it’s just wrong that someone with my name would build their website with Microsoft’s FrontPage. So very very … Continue reading →

What’s worse than diet cola? FLAT diet cola. Although, why I picked up the cola can from the night before and thought it was a good idea to take a sip is a complete mystery. Hey, does anyone have a … Continue reading →

My life as a cartoon… Working with my brother and business partner I seem to end up knee deep in code while he test drives the programs. I’m Tinker, the goofy mechanic (green jumpsuit) from Speed Buggy and he’s Mark, the … Continue reading →

The newspaper in our area recently reported on a set of conjoined twins. They listed the weight as 8 lbs 5 oz. A good friend of mine heard this and asked, “Is that how much they weigh together or seperately?” … Continue reading →

I went to eat at a Chinese buffet tonight. They have a wall length mirror that runs alongside where you get your food. I wouldn’t think this would be in their best interest. It’s as if you can see yourself … Continue reading →

Pink candles and an umbrella. 37 must be the “I’m comfortable with my heterosexuality” birthday.

Happy Birthday to Me Happy Birthday to Me Everyone older than me keeps saying “I’m catching up” to them. Only if I kill them.

On the importance of enunciation… Be careful with statements like “I practice self-deprecating humor.”

Butch eye for the girlie girl. Just wait.

I was telling someone about the wonderful beignets I had in New Orleans. Just for the record, it’s a square doughnut with no hole buried in powdered sugar. It’s pronounced BEN-yay and should not be confused with BEN-wa. Some people … Continue reading →

Thoughts about online dating… (part 3) I used to think Seinfeld was rediculously funny. More like poignantly funny.

Thoughts about online dating… (part 2) Somebody really needs to skim the dating pool. Or drain it.

Thoughts about online dating… (part 1) If you have a pool of contestants the size of Czechoslovakia, and you run a show like “American Idol” do you *really* expect a number one hit on the charts?

Another blog entry proving I’m obsessed with New Orleans… When they vote for most friendly city, I think the following story should be taken into account: My brother Keith and I (yeah, yeah, another “My brother and I…” story) were … Continue reading →