Category Archives: TV

Last night I started laughing hysterically out of nowhere. My girlfriend asked me what the heck was so funny. I pointed to the DVD boxed set that I had set on top of the bedroom TV. Snatch poker kit? Bwahahahahaa! … Continue reading →

Prominant digital video recorder manufacturer TiVo unable to rise up from software problems to meet possible sponsor Viagra’s measurements for a successful joining. Spokespeople for Viagra released an unofficial comment, “We are unable to get in bed with any partner … Continue reading →

I mentioned to my girlfriend that I had to go downstairs to work last night because sitting up in bed with a thousand-degree laptop burning through your pajama bottoms is uncomfortable. I also mentioned that while I was downstairs I … Continue reading →

An American Idol Contestant was whacked by a folding chair last night when another competitor jumped into the ring after being tagged by their partner. Camera crews caught Simon Cowell ripping the chair out from under Paula Abdul and passing … Continue reading →

My brother says he’ll know when I’m officially living with my girlfriend because I’ll move my TiVo to her house.

The new “Six Flags Theme Parks” commercials scare me. What’s with the mute old scary guy in the burial suit and the techno dance music??? Until they come to their senses and take it down, here’s the link to one … Continue reading →

I havn’t blogged in a while but I wanted to share with the three of you out there a quote from one of my new favorite series, Coupling. No, NOT the American version – the good one, from the BBC. … Continue reading →