Cell Phone at the Grocery

It’s never a quick trip to the grocery with me. Ask my girlfriend. She’ll be twenty feet away before realizing I’ve stopped and am standing with camera phone in hand taking pictures of some product – while other nearby shoppers stare at me like I’m crazy.

Here’s the latest “got my attention” grocery pics!

Ooo! Does my little baby want some “Broccoli Wokly” to go with her dinner din din??? Cootchie cootchie coo! *barf-o-rama!*

I picked some of this spicey jack cheese up and put it in the cart before noticing the tagline above the brand. “It’s Grandma Good!” Spicy Jack with jalapeno peppers? Amish grandmas must be freak’n tough, man!

I guess “Realfuk’n Good” was already taken.

No way! “Chocolate Cheese Fudge” wasn’t a big seller?!? It’s even “Made in Wisconsin” where they hammer out the cows on real marble tables and let them cool before cutting them into delicious used-oil-brown chunks of cheesey fudgy goodness. I guess if only it had been “Grandma Good” or “Heluva Good” they might have had something.

And on the way out, I saw this Oreo display by the checkout. “Show Your Love.” Can’t you just hear the thought process that must have been going on in this shopper? “Oh yeah, got me some flavored condoms!” *insert bang-chica-bang-bang music here* “Gonna have a good time tonight!”

“Oooo… wait-a-minute! Oreo wafer sticks!!!”