Dear TiVo,
I do not want to watch old episodes of “Gomer Pyle”. I do not have any interest in “Bonanza” or “The Brady Bunch”. Yes, I like “Charmed” and I realize Shannon Doherty was also in “Little House on the Prairie” – but TiVo, she was 12 years old! It’s just not the same! I know that I asked you to tape “Dexter’s Lab”, but please, TiVo, I beg of you, no more “Sheep in the Big City”! I swear, I’ll even stop asking you to record “Weakest Link” if you can help me out on that one!
Sincerely,
Your Owner
p.s., Good call on the Science Channel’s “Physics of Baywatch”, I’ll give you that one…