I always know what year it is.
So long as it’s not within a few days of the beginning or end, I know the month.
Oftentimes I’m confused as to what day it is.
If I didn’t wear a watch I would only know the time by the presence or absence of sunlight.
I forget how old I am. I have forgotten to eat for an entire day because it just didn’t occur to me at the time. I never seem to leave on time. I’m alway late or, at best, barely on time. I believe that the laws of physics don’t apply to me – if I try hard enough I can make the drive in five minutes, not twenty. My fourteen month old daughter was born just yesterday. Christmas Eve still lasts an eternity – especially when quiet descends and you are waiting for morning!
People call me Mister and Sir, and when I look in the mirror I still see a naieve wide-eyed little kid.
“adult”, noun, One who has attained maturity or legal age.
Well, I guess I can get into bars…