Got +Amanda Rachelle Warren? No?! Get on it!!!
Oh, and she loves you to introduce yourself with pictures of your cats, or a clown. Or a cat in a clown costume — that would be perfect. {much evil laughter}
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Dear new people,
I will let what my husband just said about me serve as an introduction. And since it is in quotes I won't even feel bad about saying it. He said, "Why would anyone read stuff you write? You are one uncouth motherfucker."
And then I told him I wasn't. Because I'm not…not here anyway. Only I said it in a really uncouth and profanity-filled way which I refuse to transcribe here on the grounds that it will make me seem like a jerk.
So he said, "you don't cuss on G+? You're nothing but a liar. They don't even know the real you."
I told him to "shut his hoggy fucking mouth before I kicked his dad in the dickhole." And we laughed. Really loudly. And that, friends, is how I talk at home. I promise not to write that sort of thing here. And I assure you, I am perhaps overly myself on G+. I forget there's like 3,000 people reading this…oops, so all my foibles, idiocies and nerdiness is exposed for the world.
Welcome to me…let the uncircling begin!
Those of you who decide to stick around, introduce yourselves. Are you a writer? A tech or science-type? Are you a teacher? Are you a weirdo? An angry poor person? An artist? How do you feel about pie? Do you post nothing but cat jpgs and gifs? Are you a professional clown?
In the interest of full disclosure, I don't care for your cat (yes, yours…I do not care for it), and I have coulerophobia (fear of clowns). So, if you are those last two things, please let me know so I can avoid you at all costs.
Have a great Friday. I look forward to meeting all of you in the Gsphere!
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he he!
Got her in a circle earlier today. 🙂
"Dickhole" lol
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Hehe haha
I went for the cat in clown costume.
Edit: Ha ha! Just saw your recommendation to do the same thing. (Didn't fully expand your post before I clicked over to her stream.) Twisted minds think alike.
I think I love +Amanda Rachelle Warren even more now! I'm going to her stream right now to tell her. I laughed my bloody arse off reading this!
Wow, I woke up to this. Hahhaha! Maybe I do need to start an "honesty" circle wherein I just rant my pants off?
Now I have this image of pantless ranting.
+Amanda Rachelle Warren Having your pants off is an entirely different circle. 🙂
I was just pantsless ranting in a hangout moments ago. Luckily, like newscasters, no one knows what's going on below the desk.
+Amanda Rachelle Warren again, my hero.
+Amanda Rachelle Warren Sounds like I have another Photoshop project to do. {evil laughter}