Twas the Night Before Halfdan Was Leaving Denmark – A Tale of Nigh Epic Proportion
+Halfdan Reschat and +Fluffy McSharkah Khan are due to leave Denmark for the United States on the 28th. To celebrate their departure, an epic tale was needed; complete with horned hat, fire, and a princess. Please sit back (crank up the audio because it's kind of low) and enjoy.
'Twas the night before Halfdan was leaving Denmark.
Not a creature was stirring; well except his pet shark.
Fluffy was hung on the wall with great care
Wondering if Halfdan would soon arrive there.
He'd been off all holiday visiting his kin;
Poor Fluffy all lonely in his cardboard shark skin.
He'd charged up his head mounted laser to full.
Being left all alone was a big bunch of bull.
He'd been sliced, he'd been cut, he'd been folded and taped.
He'd been made travel ready and left home misshaped.
Away to America he'd fly like a flash;
But into a suitcase he knew he'd be smashed.
Officially he'd not even been asked to go.
He would have said yes, but in first class you know.
He'd be tucked between underwear, was his big fear;
While Halfdan sat lounging in the cabin with beer.
Perhaps it was time for a dastardly trick
So when Halfdan came home, he had to act quick.
He set up a trap right over the door
With a pot held with rope anchored near on the floor.
"Night, Halfdan!" he cackled, as he fired and blitzed him.
But Halfdan dashed left then danced right and it missed him.
Fluffy fired again and it forced him to duck
Then he tucked and he rolled and exclaimed "What the GOODNESS GRACIOUS?"
"Give me your ticket, bone bag! You get in the case!"
"I'll fold your legs over shoulders and rump in your face!"
So up to the housetop their epic fight flew
Laser a'lazing and Danish curse words a'spewed.
"Fluffy, stop all this nonsense!" Halfdan said in a huff.
"You'll go in the case. Enough is enough!"
"It's not dignified! Back off or I'll be your worst foe."
"Give up little man. Have you not heard of Sharknado?"
"That's fiction. You're cardboard. I won't miss our plane."
"You've delusions of grandeur. You've gone quite insane!"
"What did you expect when you left me alone?"
"There was nothing to eat but delivery men I called on the phone."
Halfdan thought to himself, "That explains all the bones."
"I'd best clean them up before Danish C.S.I. sees my home."
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the skin on his head was as white as the snow.
The pin of a hand grenade he held in his teeth
The smoke of the battle circled his head like a wreath.
He pointed at Fluffy's broad face and round belly
That shook when he scowled like a bowl full of jelly(fish).
"You're chubby and plump, shark, I'll blow you to bits."
And he laughed when he said it, which caused his hand fits.
With a twitch of his eye and a twist of his head
Halfdan yelled, "Fluff, let's go, or we'll both soon be dead!"
Fluffy spoke not a word, but went straight to work
Blasting explosive with laser mumbling "Halfdan, you jerk."
And then the two, master and shark, called a truce;
Fluffy to go in the case and Halfdan to pack it with booze.
Halfdan sprang to the street, to a cab gave a whistle
And away to the airport they flew like a missile.
And Halfdan exclaimed, ere he drove out of sight
"Stupid shark! You've no passport! I hope you get lost on this flight!"
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