Went through the drive thru at Rally’s for a hamburger. While I was waiting at the pick-up window I saw some superhero promotional stickers on the sliding glass window. Cool! I didn’t order the kid’s meal, but I really wanted to get some of these – hey, I’m a fan! The girl came to the window and I tried to be all suave, cute, and charming as I asked if I might be able to please have a few of the superhero stickers. I thought about throwing in that they were for my young child (but, hey that would be a lie!) and besides I could see I was already in the zone (so I didn’t need the “for my child” line I had already prepared).
The girl looked to both sides behind her quickly and then whispered that she would give me a couple of them – and smiled. Yes!!! So, along with my change, I got Spider-Man AND the Incredible Hulk – the two coolest ones they had! Cha-CHING! I pulled my car forward and at the same time one thought popped into my mind.
Whoa, I’m a ho!
I looked down at the two mass produced (but, hey, still COOL) superhero window stickers in my lap emblazoned with the words, “Rally’s. Gotta Eat!” on them. And I changed my mind.
I’m a CHEAP-ass ho!
Man, I can only imagine what it must be like to be a hot chick.