when I go to hell? or (got milk?)
when I go to hell I might take some duct tape with me – because I imagine there are a lot of things that need fixing
and if I start fixing things I might want to have a few business cards on hand since it might become a pretty good business
and if I’m meeting a lot of people in hell I’ll need to take along some good clothes because I’ll probably get invited to parties by my satisfied customers
and if I’m going to parties I may want to take my autograph book since I imagine there are a lot of celebrities in hell
and if I make friends with a lot of celebrities they might agree to endorse my business
and with endorsements I’ll probably have to hire a staff to help me fix things because I’ll be so busy
and once I’m management I’ll want an office with a view of the fiery lakes
and while I’m staring at the molten pits of despair, I’ll probably come up with some other cool business ideas – since screaming and despair don’t bother management
and one of my ideas would be to build a bakery – since there’s already a lot of natural heat
and once I have my business plan I’ll need to get some funding
and in hell I know I can find venture capitalists and bankers whenever I need them
and after I’ve started my new business I’ll make chocolate chip cookies and sell them at an inflated profit
and everyone will buy them because chocolate chip cookies make people happy
and because, hey, let’s face it,
we’re in hell