The Amazing Race: All-Stars – Season 11 – Episode 1
This week’s rundown:
Rob & Amber
THIS WEEK – 1st – Won a resort package in Whistler Canada! Like they can’t afford it themselves.
LAST WEEK – Reviewing tapes of every episode of Amazing Race to profile competing teams.
CBS is a ratings whore. I’ll bet Rob & Amber have already gotten a nice fat check from The Amazing Race whether they win or not. Any takers?
Oswald & Danny
THIS WEEK – 2nd
LAST WEEK – Counseling, from the sounds of it.
Wait-a-minute… I thought Joe & Bill were the obligatory gay couple…
Teri & Ian
THIS WEEK – 3rd
LAST WEEK – Hat shopping with Crocodile Dundee.
I like them. I’d like to see them teach some youngsters a lesson or two.
Eric & Danielle
THIS WEEK – 4th
LAST WEEK – Making vows not to sleep with members of other teams – anymore.
Whoever said whoring and slutting around on national tv wouldn’t get you somewhere!
Joe & Bill
THIS WEEK – 5th
LAST WEEK – Botox.
Can you imagine how arrogant they’d be if they’d actually *won* their original race?
Dustin & Kandice
THIS WEEK – 6th
LAST WEEK – Still recovering from last year’s race.
Maybe they should offer an alliance to the Coalminers. 😉
Uchenna & Joyce
THIS WEEK – 7th
LAST WEEK – Living off the interest on the million dollars they already won.
Did I hear my ears right? They won a million dollars in their original race and they have the audacity to complain about things in their opening interview? Cry me a river folks.
Charla & Mirna
THIS WEEK – 8th
LAST WEEK – Mirna primping for Phil. Charla doing all the work. Just like old times.
Charla! Charla! Charla! Hear we go again folks… I only hope this race we get to see Charla go all medieval on Mirna at some point.
David & Mary
THIS WEEK – 9th
LAST WEEK – Getting Mary’s teeth fixed.
No alliance? No chance.
Kevin & Drew
THIS WEEK – 10th
LAST WEEK – Obviously not running lessons.
Well, okay, maybe David & Mary *do* have a chance.
Who got kicked off?
John Vito & Jill
THIS WEEK – 11th
LAST WEEK – Not realizing how soon they’d be back home.
A really *good* chance. They seemed like nice folks but out of everyone, this team was least memorable to me. They said the first leg helped them to refocus on their relationship – which had faded to only friends – so they’re already winners! Now pack your bags and go the heck home.