The War on Terrorism
The U.S. is airdropping food to Afghanistan at the same time that we’re bombing them. I’ve thought of a way we can better combine our collective efforts to fight and feed. You know those chain burger stands, like Rally’s or Checker’s, that pop up over night like weeds? They drive in a flatbed truck at midnight and offload the whole building in one trip, pop up a sign, and it’s fast-food breakfast time at 9am! We start loading those on those big airforce cargo planes and – here’s the secret ingredient – we staff them with inner city New York restaurant workers from the, shall we say, rougher neighborhoods.
Feed the refugees, shoot the terrorists.
Finally, something fast food can do to HELP America.