The laughter… the tears… It has brought us to this long awaited moment in brother mash-up history. Stumble across this post out of the blue? Take a moment and join the silliness. What is the ultimate +Keith Cramer mash-up? It is time! Ringing the bell, folks. Ding Ding Ding… Let's NOT have a clean fight!
(1) Review the entries: http://goo.gl/VZB5Y
(2) Vote: +1 your choices in the first 2 comments of this post by adding a +1 to the comment containing your pick.
(3) ULTIMATE WINNER announced after 11:59pm (EST) Friday 9/7.
+Mat Brown vs. +Mellie B 4 to 13
Funny how the "sexy" pics went against each other. Well, Mellie, you came out on top of the world! Now, can you avoid sinking to the depths and being eaten by a shark?
+Mary C. vs. +Kyla Myers 8 to 17
You know what gunslingers? Wet powder don't fire. Lasers melt guns. Shark teeth really really hurt. So, onwards, where lasers go up against bazookas.
Original contest post: http://goo.gl/J7dM8
Sweet 16 post: http://goo.gl/7INAI
Elite 8 post: http://goo.gl/Qpbto
Final 4 post: http://goo.gl/3opeo
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THUNDERDOME CAGEMATCH
Mellie B. – Pencil sketch from Titanic
http://goo.gl/mAFC7?
THUNDERDOME CAGEMATCH
Kyla Myers – Riding the laser-eyed shark!
http://goo.gl/DVE2s?
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So, the battle is on grabs popcorn and waits
This post is a little late… took a while to fill the jello pool. 😉
hehe 😛 Oh well, once the other side of the world wakes up, it will be on 🙂Â
They should just keep my hours. My circadian rhythm has a definitive European accent. 😉
Ohhh Shark! ohhh pencil sketch…. I like both…. ok Shark it is. Lazer eyed shark FTW:)
How pleasant 🙂 I am always happy to be around people here that keep to my timezone when it comes to their waking hours.  Then again, we'd be writing at work all the time and. wait.. yes.. we do. <_<
So say we all.
Let me just say it. Y'all are awesome.
I got plenty of sucking up from both so I +1d both. Â Neener.
The feeling is mutual, I've me so many great and genuinely good people on here, it boggles my mind. 🙂Â
Plus we are also all equally equipped with a naughty streak that is plain fun without going overboard. Â
Falls overboard and wonders why he didn't vote for the Titanic.
Must… consider… before voting ((grabs drink))
You should have taken +Kimberly Chapman's stance, Dirk. You shall regret the error of your ways. <evil smile>
but.. wait.. you told me that it was okay to.. O_O
I lied. 😀
A ladies prerogative, no?
'xactly, +Mary C.. Besides, that was for an earlier battle, there was no talk of the finale! 😉
Including the predicted whining from you about the unfairness of it all. 😛
… awwwww man!Â
First I get fire from +Mellie BÂ and now from you too?Â
Wait, this is actually a rather normal day for me 😛
Points out the nuclear bunker to Dirk …. time to duck and cover.
What's amazing is that you continue to be surprised….
Okay, fine, vote for +Mellie B, but if I lose I expect maple bacon ice cream as consolation. #justsayin Â
Done! You want waffles with that +Kyla Myers ? 🙂 and. can it be coffee-maple-bacon ice cream?
+Mary C., I know, right?
+Lacerant Plainer I am like the crash test dummy of G+.. I cannot even count how many times I have been fonged 🙂
All the bells and whistles, Dirk!
Totally +Kyla Myers! :B
If he didn't take it so whiningly well… one would think he didn't enjoy eet!
You got it +Kyla Myers 🙂 muah
+Mellie B and I share so many friends, this may be the least voted on contest ever as they all hide in fear.
That's what ninjettes do best.
Or more likely, grab popcorn and heckle from the sidelines.
+Scott Cramer needs to solicit some outsider opinions.
So… how much, exactly, is a vote worth? Remembering, of course, that there will be an as yet undisclosed prize involved.
He's not the man he used to be…
+Kimberly Chapman, Scott tried soliciting once but the prison time was very hard on him…
Soap on a rope +Kyla Myers ?
As I said, Dirk, very hard on him.
+Kyla Myers That is true. And in prison, I developed quite an appreciation for black and white sketch art…..
Now now now, only PG in here. Â Let's all talk about Disney movies. Â But not the rapey bits of Hunchback. Â Ew. Â That's not PG, I don't care what anyone says.
All I'm saying Scott is that you have a pretty mouth. Yo, compliment!
Ah… Hunchback of Notre Dame…
Nothing like picking light hearted tales from authors like Dumas to brighten the little youngsters days eh +Kimberly ChapmanÂ
Oh… okay! Why do I hear banjos and Ned Beatty?
+Halfdan Reschat voted against Fluffy. I'm so sad for Fluffy. *sniff
+Mary C. I was still a rabid Disney fan at that point, and a friend and I went to see it on opening weekend, so excited, and we were both drop-jawed at the wrongness.
I would not, not, not let Peo watch that movie any time soon. Â In fact, it's made me wary about letting her see any Disney film without prescreening. Â She asked me to put Hercules on hold at the library because they were singing a song from it in theatre camp, but I'm nervous…
+Kyla Myers, I gotta see if Fluffy can handle it on its own.
* SNORT LOL * <—- actual, for +Halfdan Reschat's pathetic attempt to defray blame…omg…dying of laughter over here…
+Mark Drysdale we can DO that?!?!?!?!
So, am I the only one that will be voting for both of the entrants above? 😉
I murdered +Kimberly Chapman? That wasn't my intention.
Nice try +Halfdan Reschat but if I was you, I'd sleep lightly tonight or you could find yourself sleeping with the fishes.
+Mark Drysdale, nope, +Kimberly Chapman already did.
Or learn how to cook really quick +Halfdan Reschat smirk
+Kyla Myers, Fluffy is right next to my bed. Can't we call that a compromise since I'm almost already sleeping with the fishes (a statement you'll take the wrong way, I know).
Hell yeah, +Mary C., I said way up there that that's what I was doing.  I have to work with +Kyla Myers and +Mellie B has #dropbears  for pity's sake, and wants to lick my brain.  I can't afford to piss either one off.  Plus they're both good pics and an eerily high percentage of the general population would probably happy boink either one.
PG, PG, PG sorry…I like chocolate.
+Dirk Reul, I'm an excellent cook. I just don't take the time to photograph my food – I eat it.
Then you are safe +Halfdan Reschat 🙂 Food pretty much always works as a distraction, you also have alcohol, that helps too 🙂
I'm sorry, +Halfdan Reschat, I have no control over Fluffy, you'll have to take it up with him. He keeps licking his teeth, though.
+Halfdan Reschat Welcome to why I don't blog half as much as I intend to.  Also: when i do take pictures, they suck, because if I had the time and money to get the equipment for good photos, I'd have no time for cooking.
+Kyla Myers She.  Fluffy's a girl.  She told me.  Then again, the way my life goes lately, maybe that was a PUA trick.  Damn it.
+Kyla Myers, +Fluffy McSharkah Khan does not look very intimidating with a speech bubbles wishing +Andrew Clifton-Brown a happy birthday: plus.google.com/106304374318224267585/posts/1qhXx7j6XuC
Hrm…well, Fluffy does have boobs….
+Kyla Myers and +Kimberly Chapman, Fluffy is whatever you want or need Fluffy to be.
Fluffy may well have belched that speech bubble out after eating the last person who failed to vote in her favor.
So does the man on every romance cover ever.
Another actual LOL. Â Maybe I should go to bed. Â I have CPR training tomorrow…
RAWR!
Fluffy voting for Fluffy!
RAWR!
Uh, a piece of +Keith Cramer's head left;Â OM NOM NOM!
Takes out Bat Shark Repellent from utility belt!
+Scott Cramer, don't you dare.
Wait, what is a Bat Shark anyway?
I'm sorry, but the person-riding-sharks-firing-frickin'-laser-beams motif has been done before. Sorry, my lovely +Kyla Myers , but my vote belongs to +Mellie B , (even as I fear Fluffy McSharkah Khan will devour me in a final flash of awesome fury.)
Bat Shark:
plus.google.com/103697368260407276883/posts/2XjAEtT63UE
The remains of +Damian Sanchez were found today by local police. Bite marks on what little was left are thought to be from a shark. Cauterization of the wound areas is, as of yet, still a mystery. In related news, there has been an upswing of #dropbear related attacks.
Where's my helmet? I know if I find my helmet I'll find my head still in it…
wow…what a tough choice…
You know… my 'plusses' are worth at least 5 on the scale.. and I'm not afraid to sell them to the highest bidder… Ladies, +Mellie B and +Kyla Myers … what do you have to entice me to vote for you… ( Yes, I will take bribes, and .. well, as is always said, "skin to win"!!  )
Well, if you want to see more skin from Keith that can be arranged for sure. The price is still open I believe
Shark skin? O..o
Shark soup?
Sending a PM +Thomas Price !!
O_O
LOL +Dirk Reul rofl
Well, I would not have expected for that to work…
Yeah me neither – something's not quite right… Is the Sun rising in the West?
Naw.. must be something else. There might be a code word involved we just don't know.Â
OOO – the gauntlet has been laid  ( interesting choice word if I say so myself ) … Thank you, miss +Mellie B .  NOW, only waiting for miss +Kyla Myers to respond…..
Oh, just looked closer at the PM…. There is room for +Mellie BÂ to be "one-upped" ….
XD not bloody likelyÂ
I love it when you use British words +Mellie B 😛
+Dirk Reul, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_words_not_widely_used_in_the_United_States
I am about 3/4 UK blood.
I know my dear 🙂 I just happen to enjoy it when you use that side of you. I wonder where the snark comes from…
shoooshes +Mellie B Â
The Irish/British blend likely makes for a LOT of snark 😉
+Thomas Price XD ROFL
+Mellie BÂ _I am about 3/4 UK blood._
Bathing in it hardly counts, dear.
Do as you will, +Damian Sanchez, but I have a very long memory. 🙂
+Halfdan Reschat I've used that wiki link combined with the n-gram viewer to extra-British-ify my old immortal British characters.  Using the n-gram to determine what slang was actually used previous to certain influential periods in their linguistic lives.
I may be slightly nerdy.
+Kimberly Chapman, may?
+Kimberly Chapman THAT WAS A SECRET!!
also, +Kimberly Chapman etymology and writing that is devoid of anachronism is HAWT
+Mellie BÂ Jason just sidled up to you and whispered in your ear, "Too bloody right, love."
>:D
YUMMY!
Damn, sorry +Mellie B, now Trish is in the background snarking at Jason, "Jesus Christ, why don't you go all, 'Here's your tea miss, chip chip spot spot there's a fucking penguin on the telly wot wot!'"
She has a way of ruining magical moments.
On the upside, she approves of the bathing in blood…
16 to 15, eh? I think I'm going to add a new rule. You can't win by just 1 point.
+Scott Cramer, >100 comments. Just something to keep in mind.
Oh yes. Thank you +Halfdan Reschat. +Kyla Myers +Mellie B please refer to my last comment.
I heart Trish, by the way. And that episode of Monty Python almost gave me an aneurysm, I laughed so hard.Â
+Scott Cramer You're a corker.
I have a feeling +Kyla Myers is about to call him a "bloody stupid git". ;D
That would be putting it nicely, Kim.
More like feckin bloody wanker.
Need more caffeine for this conversation.
Oh go all full British slang on him, please +Kyla Myers 😛
You need to invoke that kid from "Hope and Glory" who got initiated into the gang via very British cussing.
I just made a post get a few more people to vote: plus.google.com/103697368260407276883/posts/BMp2iBz7VrR
So give the voting a bit more time.
I see you've already chosen, +Thomas Price. No cookies for you!
Too slow, +Kyla Myers .. and +Halfdan Reschat keeps posting "get voting, keep voting" messages.. I didn't want it to end without my vote!  I can take it back, if you think you can beat +Mellie B 's bribe…Â
S'ok, Thomas, I'm fickle and I like Mellie, she deserves your vote.
? I would do anything for votes, but I won't do that. ?
Plus you, +Kyla Myers …. PLUS YOU!!  You had to bring Meatloaf into all this….Â
At least I my database of all of you and the "would do's" and "won't do's" is becoming more complete….
Just realized… I didn't vote yet…
+Kyla Myers +Mellie BÂ
I could let you win at Scrabble, Scott. 😉
I win one in 7 or so +Kyla Myers 😉
I could make that 2! 😉 Hehe
How about care package of home made goodies?
Offer 'em some of your herbs and 'maters, +Kyla Myers.
No wait…we like those.  Don't.  😀
+Kyla Myers lol 😉 I'm supposed to send the prize! Too funny!
+Kimberly Chapman Shh!
Don't shh me, you…I'm not in the contest any more so you have no power over me. >:D
O? 😉
My mistake, Scott, but you did appear to be looking for a bribe. 😉
Did I say no? 😉
Indeed, +Scott Cramer. Â Or are you implying that you do? Â Because if you are, I call your bluff, sir.
>:D Â <— this D has fangs in it
Hm. Weighing options 😉
I, as well, have not voted yet +Mellie B +Kyla Myers…hehehe…
:O
All delicacies are meant to be shared with you, of course, Kristi! 😉
Uh-oh… Looks like +Kyla Myers has jumped into a fair lead over +Mellie B … 25-20… I'm on the edge of my seat.