Danish Mythology

Danish Mythology (obscure legends whispered in the darkest corners of very old drinking establishments late at night) tells the tale of travelers on back roads being stopped by a shark footed pajama clad man known as Halfdan the Overlord and his unholy companion Fluffytaur, an equally pajama clad half horse half shark beast with a head mounted box able to shoot concentrated and deadly streams of lightning. The duo, like leprechauns or imps, are known for mischief and travelers encountering them either go missing or return missing sanity and limbs. It has been theorized that the pajamas are only because they like the way the fuzzy fabric feels and they can build up deadly static electric shocks to stun victims. The only chance for safety involves traveling with a cart of fine ale and a neighbor or kinsman with whom you do not mind parting ways. So far as we know, this is the only photo that exists, and was found on a cell phone memory card clutched in the remains of a left hand beside a bloodied pair of #googleglasses  and an unopened bottle of some lesser domestic beer.

#gplususermashup  +Halfdan Reschat +Fluffy McSharkah Khan ?
Danish Mythology

Danish Mythology (obscure legends whispered in the darkest corners of very old drinking establishments late at night) tells the tale of travelers on back roads being stopped by a shark footed pajama clad man known as Halfdan the Overlord and his unholy companion Fluffytaur, an equally pajama clad half horse half shark beast with a head mounted box able to shoot concentrated and deadly streams of lightning. The duo, like leprechauns or imps, are known for mischief and travelers encountering them either go missing or return missing sanity and limbs. It has been theorized that the pajamas are only because they like the way the fuzzy fabric feels and they can build up deadly static electric shocks to stun victims. The only chance for safety involves traveling with a cart of fine ale and a neighbor or kinsman with whom you do not mind parting ways. So far as we know, this is the only photo that exists, and was found on a cell phone memory card clutched in the remains of a left hand beside a bloodied pair of #googleglasses  and an unopened bottle of some lesser domestic beer.

#gplususermashup  +Halfdan Reschat +Fluffy McSharkah Khan 

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33 Responses to Danish Mythology

  1. Halfdan Reschat says:

    WWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAATTTT?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!

  2. Elisabeth Schabus says:

    BWAHAHAAAA !!!

  3. Dawn Hart Jackson says:

    Beware the Fluffytaur!

  4. Meirav M. says:

    I should have known there was more to that horse than meets the eye.

  5. Chad Wilson says:

    Halfdan, eons from now, that picture is going to be the only thing that scientists know of you.

  6. David Renaud says:

    +Renate Tousain do you have these in Holland, too?

  7. Halfdan Reschat says:

    +Chad Wilson, you're right, you know, since then I'll have changed my identity multiple times in order to hide the fact that I'm an immortal god.

  8. Halfdan Reschat says:

    Ahem… I mean… nothing.
    Move along, people.

  9. Jo Lane says:

    Te he he he ;P

  10. Mellie B says:

    Please add to UrbanDictionary under Fluffytaur. 🙂

  11. Damian Sanchez says:

    Try as I might, I cannot unsee this.

    Mind= Blown!

    …also, this is worthy of an Epic Manly Man Squee!!!

  12. Dirk Reul says:

    and this time, I will just sit back and enjoy the show 😀

  13. Scott Cramer says:

    Feeling bad that I am ignoring you, Dirk!!!

  14. Chad Wilson says:

    That sounds like a request from Dirk.

  15. Dirk Reul says:

    O_O

  16. Damian Sanchez says:

    Ruh-roh!

  17. Kristi Fahlsing says:

    Hahahaha!! Totally missed this one yesterday!

    ps I think +Dirk Reul is jealous…

  18. Halfdan Reschat says:

    Look what I randomly came across on Tumblr: riosfan.tumblr.com/post/66887963607
    And from no other than +Sarah Rios.

  19. Scott Cramer says:

    That one is obviously Photoshopped.

  20. Halfdan Reschat says:

    +Scott Cramer, obviously.

  21. Chad Wilson says:

    I am waiting for the next Danish myth that involves Dirk.

  22. Scott Cramer says:

    German Danish? 😉

  23. Chad Wilson says:

    The language and cultures were connected.  Surely they shared myth stories, as well as trade goods.

  24. Dirk Reul says:

    Hey now let us not be hasty..

  25. Elisabeth Schabus says:

    The Dirkish Realm … a Game Of Throes ;)))

  26. Dirk Reul says:

    sigh

  27. Scott Cramer says:

    Hehehe! I LIKE that!

  28. Scott Cramer says:

    So, +Dirk Reul, who do you identify with most in Game of Thrones?

  29. Dirk Reul says:

    .. I am afraid.. Tyrion.

  30. Scott Cramer says:

    Cool. 😀

  31. Dirk Reul says:

    I should have picked Jamie.. headdesk

  32. Elisabeth Schabus says:

    Throes, +Scott Cramer not Thrones mumbling sth nasty about the colonials

  33. Scott Cramer says:

    I can see Throes playing in. Lol

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