[Edit: this gets weird… so it's okay if you move along to something more serious. Like dancing cat videos. Or witty sayings printed in cool fonts. I understand. Really, I do. The Panda forgives.]
Seriously, you ever have a recurring theme keep turning up everywhere you go? Pandas. I don't get it. Recently hijacked (sorry about that if you are reading) someone's comment thread on Pandas along with +Emilio Boronali. Emilio told me, "Let's face it: Pandas rule the world!" and he suggested the creation of the "First Church of the Sacred Almighty Panda" for which I could be the Great Priest. He humbly applied to be the treasurer (I think there was also some mention of 30% for his personal religious expenses).
So, what the heck… and it's Friday the 13th… I hereby call into existence the First Church of the Sacred Almighty Panda. (#AlmightyPanda) To inaugurate this most auspicious occasion, I present to you the coin of the realm… err church… err, realm I guess, but "First Realm" didn't sound as cool as "First Church". See how these decisions are made?
All followers welcome. Hey, we'll even take dissenters; sometimes they're more fun. Virtual torches and pick-axes only, please. Apply for your position now. Great Priest is a little too L.Ron for me, so, umm… I hereby dub myself, with the powers I grant myself, First Panda. ;) +Emilio Boronali Treasurer? Hm. How about Bishop Treasurer. What's a title without a little flare? To steal a line from Cerebus, "He doesn't love you, he just wants all your money." With his picture. ;)
What do we call our new coin? Need suggestions! Good ones get a cabinet appointment.
Suggestions for cabinet positions get… a cabinet appointment. Or a cookie.
If you've read this far you're one of us. Or really really bored. Or one of us.
O! O! we need a song of the realm. Truly. And a code of arms… and… and…….
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!!! Never wake a sleeping guru
+Caroline Evebetty The First Church of the Sacred Almighty Panda needs you! 😉
caroline hears in her head "RUUUUUUN" ;))))
( +Scott Cramer you should see me laughing like a really insane one! )
+Caroline Evebetty Doesn't +Emilio Boronali look regal on a gold coin? Seems like he'd be right at home giving a thumbs down to a losing gladiator in front of cheering throngs of bloodthirsty followers. Good thing Panda Church is peaceful. 😉
that's what's frightening me : it works too well 8S !! ;))
I'm thinking we could call the coin a "eucie" (pronounced "yookie") after the Eucalyptus which gives life to the Almighty Panda. 😉
C'mon mate… pass me a few yookies! 😉
oh no that's too much great 8S ahahaha
We still need a song. I'm thinking of something like "Oh Canada" but without all the Canadian stuff.
+Scott Cramer Gotcha: Chantal Goya – Pandi Panda
Oops. Made a little error… Pandas eat Bamboo. Will have to call the money "bambies" or "boo…" err… perhaps leave it at "bambies". 😉
+Emilio Boronali Yes, yes, she can sing this at all official functions. You know of course, the dude in the bear suit is probably au natural… ha
+Scott Cramer Pandas actually smoke eucalyptus, no ?
Hm. I think our Almighty Panda would tend to be a bad boy and smoke the leaves, yes.