Keith vs. Frozen Egg Roll Ninja Attack

From this morning's post where I told followers to "Command Me" (http://goo.gl/Janvi), +Halfdan Reschat commanded, "Take a photo of +Keith Cramer in a compromising/embarrassing position/situation."

The setup: I got +Christy Pemberton to help me out at the office. We grabbed a bag of frozen egg rolls from the freezer (one of our many hats is supplying frozen food products for fundraising) and got another employee to call Keith out to the warehouse. Christy's goal was to put the egg rolls up/down his shirt/pants or whatever she could accomplish.

What happened: Keith walked into the warehouse and Christy jumped him from behind with the bag of frozen egg rolls. She did not get a good hold and Keith countered the egg rolls and they became locked in mortal combat. Simultaneously to all this I jumped out from behind a pallet of cardboard boxes and promptly bumped my cell phone camera putting it into "special modes" and somehow ending up in black and white. By this time, with Christy locked on and determined to not let me down, Keith had flipped her upside down while still staying away from the frozen egg rolls. I managed to get this photo.

Final: I think, with flipping over an employee in the warehouse you manage, who is female and not your wife, while fighting to keep frozen egg rolls from being placed up/down your shirt/pants while other employees look on in bewildered amusement, counts as compromising at least. It is also a photo of Keith in an embarrassing situation; it just so happens to be Christy's embarrassment. 😉

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22 Responses to Keith vs. Frozen Egg Roll Ninja Attack

  1. Christy Pemberton says:

    hahaha i <3 u guys 😉 u sux at attack photos! just saying hahaha

  2. Kristi Fahlsing says:

    +Christy Pemberton there's never a dull moment working with the Cramer Brothers, eh?!?! 🙂

  3. Kyla Myers says:

    I think +Christy Pemberton deserves a medal. She's definitely gone above and beyond the call of duty

  4. Skye Delaney says:

    The Cramer brothers are totally insane. Hijinks ensue daily.They remind me of the class clowns I love to hang with in high school.

  5. Christy Pemberton says:

    did the duty 2 times today 🙂 but +Scott Cramer knows i wouldn't let him down! 😉

  6. Marcus Holloway says:

    exhibitionists

  7. Scott Cramer says:

    +Christy Pemberton and +Kristi Fahlsing are awesome

  8. Kyla Myers says:

    Not to mention +Kristi Fahlsing makes a pretty hot Han Solo. 😉

  9. Kristi Fahlsing says:

    Thanks +Kyla Myers 🙂 Funny part is that costume was thought of and put together less than 24 hours before…including the awesome black gun! …which +Scott Cramer and I figured out that NO ONE sells just a black gun…sooooo Scott made one!

  10. Kyla Myers says:

    Never underestimate the ingenuity of a Cramer, eh +Kristi Fahlsing?

  11. Kristi Fahlsing says:

    +Kyla Myers Nope. Never. 😉

  12. Kyla Myers says:

    +Kristi Fahlsing, I'm glad they don't live too close to my brothers….danger, Will Robinson….danger!!

  13. Kristi Fahlsing says:

    +Kyla Myers Yikes!

  14. Kyla Myers says:

    +Kristi Fahlsing My oldest brother is charismatic. We are all glad he's not religious because we're sure he'd be the next Jim Jones. He can talk anyone into doing anything. My middle brother is a genius. He's not only a programmer but he created and installed software that was installed under the White House. He makes his own period costumes for the SCA and is probably the best seamstress I know. My youngest brother is lazy but very intelligent. He's a brilliant cook and although he's not religious, he can talk extensively on the subject of religion. So much so that Jehovah Witness has banned his house because he confuses their people.

  15. Halfdan Reschat says:

    +Scott Cramer, this is very awesome.
    And thank you to +Christy Pemberton for helping.

    You planned an elaborate scheme to put +Keith Cramer in an embarrassing situation, which failed and instead turned into catching him in a compromising position in stylish black and white. Good job!

  16. Kristi Fahlsing says:

    Um yea +Kyla Myers you are probably right…your brothers should definitely keep their distance from the Cramer Brothers…there's already enough intelligence in them two, not sure that anyone would want to know what things would be concocted if all five of them put their heads together…. But on the other hand…never a dull moment! LOL!

  17. Keith Cramer says:

    I know this may come as a surprise, but this is the first time someone has attempted to shove a bag of egg-rolls up my shirt or down my pants.

    Attack successfully deflected thanks to my ninja like reflexes.

    I'm just glad I didn't drop +Christy Pemberton on her head. I'm guessing there would have been a lot of paperwork to fill out.

  18. Scott Cramer says:

    Hmm… I don't think we'd do paperwork. We've got huge freezers, shipping containers, and send trucks all over the country. Just say'n…

  19. Christy Pemberton says:

    OUCH!

  20. Scott Cramer says:

    0:-)

  21. Christy Pemberton says:

    =( you guys would miss me to much!

  22. Keith Cramer says:

    +Scott Cramer Ummm…If another employee comes up "missing" we may be investigated. Let's keep the casualties to a minimum moving forward.

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