Monocle Man!

Very silly song post inspired by +Allen Simpson's night at an art exhibition. Whilst there, as the story is imagined, he was put upon by a pushy gallery owner to buy shlocky artwork, to which he bade him in no uncertain terms, good day.

For the silliest effect, please sing the words along to the song Particle Man by They Might Be Giants. Mind you, did I mention this is all quite silly?
Link: Particle Man

Monocle man, monocle man
Seeing the things a monocle can
What's he like? Threads are important
Monocle man

That an ascot, or just a scarf?
When he's wearing a hat, he doesn't fret!
Give him a bowler and he looks sharp!
Everyone knows, monocle man

Dashing man, dashing man
Dashing man hates monocle man
They have a fight, monocle wins
Monocle man

Haber-dash man, haber-dash man
Size of the entire haberdashery
Always kind to monocle man
Haber-dash man

Gives him a hat with a felted brim,
Felted top, and silk inside
When they meet it's a happy land
Dapper man, haber-dash man

Exhibit man, exhibit man
Lived on the street with his frying pan
Painted some art on a garbage can
Exhibit man

Is his art best and he a genius?
Does it sell for a lot, its anyone's guess
Who came up with exhibit man?
We know the man, gallery man

Monocle man, monocle man
Monocle man hates gallery man
They have a fight, monocle wins
Monocle man

 "I say, sir, good day!" 😉

Reshared post from +Allen Simpson

Bowler hat… check
Monocle….check
Ascot…. check
Looks like im ready to attend the gallery exhibit this evening.
How about you +Rich Griffith my good man? I expect you to look dashing.

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