A few days ago, I revealed that, for the first time a fellow G-plusser had jumped from the virtual and into my dreams. (http://goo.gl/ZHkAH). Cue flashback music…
I was in my office typing on the laptop. My Daughter was there too, just outside the door. I could not see her, but I could hear her talking to someone. Suddenly, I was standing, ready to walk out of my door. I was holding a six-shot Nerf blaster gun, looking very Hollywood ready to spring out of my doorway. I somehow knew that Daughter was leading someone to where the Nerf Vulcan automatic rifle was hidden (25 round self-feeding magazine firing 3 shots per second). I fired a cover shot as I jumped through into the outer office area, but Daughter and company had disappeared into the server room. I hugged the wall as I slid up to the entrance and peered inside, but I could not see them. I fired a round into the room, only four shots left now. If they got the Vulcan loaded and hot, I stood no chance. If it was going down, it was going down on my terms. I jumped into the room, sticking the landing perfectly, gun aimed toward the only hiding place. There under the server desk crouched daughter and beside her, loaded Nerf Vulcan pointed at me in a Mexican standoff, was…
I could see in her cold, dark eyes that she was looking to stick several suction cupped darts to my glasses; there was no air of possible diplomacy or negotiation. As triggers on both sides were pressed… I woke up.
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I knew it.. it was the evil one from the UK…
i suspected actually…
HAHAHAA you have too much fun at work!
bad boys, bad boys…
Watcha gonna do when they come for you! 🙂
I play WordFeud with the lovely +Yoon-Mi Kim and she is the definitive queen of smack-talk in the game comments. Couple that with the fact my daughter and niece told me they were going to find the Vulcan Nerf gun on their last sleep-over, and voila.
Sports players could learn a thing or three from Yoon. She literally gets into your head. 😉
+Carrie Canup with the suspicion? Hmm… intewesting…
Figured you probably just went to bed wearing your tshirt…
Dun dun duuuuuun!!!
Dramatic Chipmunk
o/ for the queen of smack-talk.
Good golly, Ms. +Yoon-Mi Kim 🙂
She is oddly quiet. I think that means I should hide now.
Naw, it just means she has found something to eat, Scott.
+Andrew Clifton-Brown?! Oh noes!
To be truthful she'll just tell me to go take a hike +Scott Cramer!  I'll still trash talk her though 🙂
Hahahaha… I knew it! My powerful mind games are working a treat…I hope you woke up in a cold sweat! Hmm….now I just need to work on holding something more threatening than a measly nerf Vulcan…
+Stephanie Dreyfürst …lesson number one. 😉
plots
I have a stack of Nerf guns +Yoon-Mi Kim You can come to Joe's birthday party and practise with them!
The worrying thing is I'm not even trying… :p
+Andrew Clifton-Brown When is it?
Around May 11th. Lots of nerf guns and barbecued food!
May?… will you still be around in May?
Dear god what do you know that I don't??
Nothing…just wishful thinking :p
I wonder, do they track who buys rat poison in the UK?
After extensive research last year (around the time I met +Andrew Clifton-Brown), I am happy to report the answer is no. 🙂
Oh my! Sensing more dreams.
I hope it's one where we're ganging up on +Andrew Clifton-Brown! 😀
So, you're all ganging up to do what to me….
I imagine something to do with fluffy balls of yarn…and kittens…and pink glitter. Y'know, all your favourite things 🙂
You forgot peanut flavoured rain drops! Call yourself a friend!
Sorry, Yoon, as much as we have shared, I'm team Andrew. 😉
Are we picking sides already? I pick team Yoon!
Appreciated Solider Kramer. You may however just have brought yourself a one way ticket to Dragon city and you're on the buffet…. 😉
I'm too gamy. Plus, the laughing usually turns them away. 😉
It'll be just like 'The Thing' Â When you ask what is it, someone will say 'I Dunno. Â But it's weird and it's p*ssed off'.' Â That'll be the end of you. Â Gamy taste or no!
Hehe! Can you feel the love? 😉
Thanks +Damian Sanchez ! Mwahahaha …We shall crush them with The epic manly man squee of awesome…though to be honest, and don't tell those two poopyheads but I'm worried …their combined smarts, talent and mischief making ability is …daunting. And if you fight with me…you fight til the end!! Are you willing to die for me Damian?…
#..do you hear the people sing…singing the song of angry men….#
Just to quantify gamy. Does that mean unwashed in this instance +Scott Cramer?
Poopy head. That's the nearest thing to nice you've ever called me YMK!
+Yoon-Mi Kim I shall fight to the glorious death besides you, O Captain My Captain!
hehehehehe…you said "poopyhead"!
It;'s like bringing a kipper to a knife fight +Damian Sanchez!
You calling me a kipper???
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Sounds about right.
heh. I'm more of a Sprat +Damian Sanchez 😉
+Andrew Clifton-Brown I think this thread took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up at some sort of fish market. #IJS
Gamy. At present, yes; plus I had to dig to the bottom of the laundry pile. Unshaven laundry day. Oh yes, they'd best have long range weaponry.
+Damian Sanchez Oh great! I can add you to my army 😀 I forget what I called it, and so far you're only the third member…and..uh, I may need to brand you – but this is all in the T&C's, nobody ever bothers reading them…just sign on the dotted line here… XD
Long range it is +Scott Cramer. Get to close and we're long pig!
So long as the brand is tastefully done I don't mind it.
Signing my allegiance to my new overlord +Yoon-Mi Kim !
+Halfdan Reschat You have a defector! 😉
Hm. Long Pig sounds like a good name for a drink.
Don't worry +Halfdan Reschat … +Damian Sanchez is already having second thoughts. It's not too late for him as I haven't branded him…… I don't know what I do wrong – I feed them once they're in the dungeon but they always want to escape. :'(
+Halfdan Reschat has a cool sidekick, +Fluffy McSharkah Khan. Maybe glue a fin on +Andrew Clifton-Brown?
They were a good band as well +Scott Cramer 🙂
And a laser as well +Halfdan Reschat!
+Andrew Clifton-Brown, both fin and laser? You don't to challenge +Fluffy McSharkah Khan's position.
I see myself as a minion with an option to becoming an apprentice Sith Shark +Halfdan Reschat How about I have a Nerf cannon fitted for starters and a trial period of six weeks to prove my allegiance?
I love that idea Scott! I shall glue a fin to +Andrew Clifton-Brown stat since he's incapacitated right now 😉 ….come here ACB….here boy…
I wonder who would win in a fight between +Fluffy McSharkah Khan and +Andrew Clifton-Brown …
Can I bring my light sabre to the fight?
Of course. 😉
Excellent. It'll help me see in the dark as I'm running off!
+Andrew Clifton-Brown No running remember? 🙂
+Andrew Clifton-Brown If I sent you a fin, would you stick it on your back and take a photo?
Damn! Â And yes of course!
Done and done! Giggidy!
Remember when +Fluffy McSharkah Khan met +Keith Cramer: plus.google.com/103697368260407276883/posts/7NwqK9mhUgX
+Halfdan Reschat What wonderful memories! 😉
I think I'm going to have to stalk Fluffy when I have more time!
+Yoon-Mi Kim, I think Fluffy would be honored.
I'm sure +Yoon-Mi Kim met him in the comic? I'm sure they made a film of it.  Was called Predators or something…..
+Scott Cramer, you got it backwards. +Halfdan Reschat is my sidekick.
+Andrew Clifton-Brown ROFL!  See, this is why I keep you around 🙂
heh. Â Yeah that and the Jelly babies!
Ha. This picture reminds me of the Nerf Gun fight that all departments at my office had against each other a few months ago!! 🙂