Redneck Jedi

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Redneck Jedi …. You might be a Redneck Jedi if …

.. you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
.. your Jedi robe is camouflage.
.. you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
.. at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
.. you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
.. you have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
.. the worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
.. wookies are offended by your B.O.
.. you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
.. you have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
.. your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side…it'll be a hoot."
.. you have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
.. you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
.. you ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
.. you have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
.. you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
.. you suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood decking.
.. you were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
.. if you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father … and your uncle."

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10 Responses to Redneck Jedi

  1. Dryade Geo says:

    funny!

  2. Wendy Burnett says:

    Dunno bout the rest of that stuff, but an Ewok tastes like chicken (EVERYTHING tastes like chicken, according to the rednecks. Possum tastes like greasy chicken, alligator and rabbit and squirrel taste like chicken . . .)

  3. Kristi Forcier says:

    Alligator Gar tastes like chicken too 😛

  4. Bryan Hecht says:

    "you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial."
    Sadly, I have tried… turns out that within me the force, strong it is not

  5. Bryan Hecht says:

    and for the record… gator, rabbit, and squirrel do not taste like chicken

  6. Doug Meredith says:

    If you fry them like chicken it kills their independent flavors. Parts or turtle do taste like chicken no matter how you cook it LOL.

  7. Bryan Hecht says:

    The thing is, chicken is a very bland meat. So when you fry chicken, you are tasting how it is cooked not the actual chicken. That being said, when you fry anything it will loose a bit of flavor, and frying something will give it a strong flavor of it's own. Since most people fry chicken, when you fry most meats it will taste like chicken.

  8. Doug Meredith says:

    what i would have written if i was able to strings words together eloquently.

  9. Bryan Hecht says:

    eloquently? where do you see writing like that? lol

  10. Emilio Boronali says:

    cool!

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