Signs You Spend Too Much Time On Google Plus

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Signs You Spend Too Much Time On Google Plus

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15) The only current events you're aware of are those posted in your stream.
14) You monitor your circle numbers closer than your bank account.
13) You get thrown out of supermarkets for taking pictures of their bulk bacon bin.
12) You try to click on the non-existent black bar at the top of other websites in the hope that the screen scrolls to the top.
11) You have more circles with different combinations of friends than you have actual friends.
10) You only shower and get dressed on hangout days
9) You lose your Farmville Farm to foreclosure.
8) You put the '+' sign before people's names in emails and texts.
7) You email yourself ideas for posts when you are out and about so that you don't forget to post about it on G+.
6) You get excited just thinking about getting 'plusfucked'.
5) People outside of G+ think you have died, gone to jail or have been placed in the Witness Protection Program.
4) When something really funny happens, you rush to post it on G+ but you forget to tell your spouse until much later.
3) You have circled 100 people and 20 musicians who are wildly famous here and completely unknown elsewhere..
2) +Robert Scoble asks you to stop 'clogging his stream'…

….and the number one sign you're spending too much time on Google Plus is….

1) Your wife includes your name in a stream comment, telling you that dinner is ready.

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