A new list from +Top 10.5 – and no, I have not experienced any of these signs! 😉
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Signs You're About To Need A Lawyer
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15) That nice young woman hitchhiker that you picked up wasn't actually a hitchhiker. Or a woman.
14) Those bags your buddy handed to you turn out to NOT contain coffee Creamer OR oregano.
13) You tell the officer you'll give him "a good time" if he just forgets about that little ticket
12) You're at the airport and you grope the TSA agent before he can do it to you.
11) Someone named Gloria Allred leaves a message that she's returning your wife's call.
10) You discover your car has two GSP devices, and one of them ain't yours.
9) You come home and find all the locks have been changed..
8) You're casually flipping through the wanted posters at the Post Office and find yours.
7) The guy at the front door just handed you an envelope, and there's no Publisher's Clearing House van anywhere in sight.
6) You find out your date has a curfew.
5) You find condoms in your wife's purse and she says they are "for a friend"…
4) That van across the street just paid a pizza delivery guy.
3) Nightline's Chris Hansen is standing in your kitchen….
2) You turn on the news, and your CPA is shown being led away in handcuffs….and the number one sign you're about to need a lawyer is….
1) She says "Umm, remember how I told you I was eighteen?"
Congrats to the following top contributors to this list! Circle them for more wit and humor 🙂
+Michael O'Reilly (#1,7)
+Kim Rudd (#2,3)
+Laston Kirkland (#4,14)
+Daniel Bobke (#5)
+Scott Cramer (#6)
+Richard Seeder (#8,11)
+David Page (#9)
+Colin Lovett (#10)
+Erik Swiger (#12)
+Becky Raymond (#13)
+Brian Gillespie (#15)============================================================
Today's Bonus Entry
3 Words To Never Tell Your Significant Other
What's Your Name? (+Johnny Roquemore )
Sammich now woman ( +Jesús Segura )(both tied for the same number of votes!)
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