Songs You Hope to Never Find on Your Parent's MP3 Player

Depending on the age of your parents, substitute mix tapes and boom boxes for MP3 players. Further back? Record players and 45's or 8-track players and 8-tracks. Even further back? Victrola's and wax cylinders. Okay, I'm stopping before rocks and sticks. 😉

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Songs You Hope To Never Find On Your Parent's MP3 Player

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12) " I Kissed a Girl" – Katy Perry
11) "Hell is for Children" – Pat Benatar
10) "I Kill Children" – Dead Kennedys
9) "Sweet Transvestite" – Rocky Horror Picture Show
8) "Crazy Bitch" – Buck Cherry
7) "Thong Song" – Sisqo
6) "Friday" – Rebecca Black
5) "I Touch Myself" – Divinyls
4) "Rape Me" – Nirvana
3) "I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth" – Frank Zappa
2) "Too Drunk To Fuck" – Dead Kennedys
….and the number one Song You Hope To Never Find On Your Parent's MP3 Player is….

1) "I'm Too Sexy" – Right Said Fred

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15 Responses to Songs You Hope to Never Find on Your Parent's MP3 Player

  1. Mari Miniatt says:

    Sorry, my kids already know these are on my MP3 player

    11) "Hell is for Children" – Pat Benatar
    10) "I Kill Children" – Dead Kennedys
    9) "Sweet Transvestite" – Rocky Horror Picture Show
    8) "Crazy Bitch" – Buck Cherry
    4) "Rape Me" – Nirvana
    2) "Too Drunk To Fuck" – Dead Kennedys
    In fact, they had to beg to burn a copy of my hubby's Dead Kennedy's Cds.

  2. Halfdan Reschat says:

    Now we know which songs +Scott Cramer has on his mind.

  3. Sheila Garl says:

    Depends on the kid–the boy wishes I didn't have ANY Bruno Mars, but that's mostly because his little sister loves it and wants to hear it all the time. Which is why I even have it!

  4. Scott Cramer says:

    +Halfdan Reschat Don't lie, we all saw you at the Rebecca Black concert trying to get back-stage. 😉

  5. Scott Cramer says:

    +Sheila Garl At one time I had many many Hannah Montana songs. 😉 Now, yes, Bruno Mars. lol

  6. Halfdan Reschat says:

    +Scott Cramer, I have to admit I had to search Google for "Rebecca Black concert" to find out if she'd ever actually held a concert and my findings were inconclusive. However, what I can say is that it does not appear that she has ever held a concert in any country I've been to. But if she did, of course I'd try to get backstage. And you'd be the one I had to fight for the backstage pass. (With me being the winner, of course.)

  7. Halfdan Reschat says:

    +Scott Cramer, I have to admit I had to search Google for "Rebecca Black concert" to find out if she'd ever actually held a concert and my findings were inconclusive. However, what I can say is that it does not appear that she has ever held a concert in any country I've been to. But if she did, of course I'd try to get backstage. And you'd be the one I had to fight for the backstage pass. (With me being the winner, of course.)

  8. Scott Cramer says:

    +Halfdan Reschat You are correct. I would not stand in the way of True Love. 😉 I can not wait for your duet album to come out!!!

  9. Scott Cramer says:

    +Halfdan Reschat You are correct. I would not stand in the way of True Love. 😉 I can not wait for your duet album to come out!!!

  10. Halfdan Reschat says:

    +Scott Cramer, that sounds great. One question: why is "True Love" capitalized?

  11. Halfdan Reschat says:

    +Scott Cramer, that sounds great. One question: why is "True Love" capitalized?

  12. Halfdan Reschat says:

    +Scott Cramer, now I get it. It is because it is Rebecca Black and my album title; named after one of the songs on the album; the most epic romance duet ballad ever.

  13. Halfdan Reschat says:

    +Scott Cramer, now I get it. It is because it is Rebecca Black and my album title; named after one of the songs on the album; the most epic romance duet ballad ever.

  14. Scott Cramer says:

    Umm… Yes. That was it exactly. Glad you picked up what I was laying down, my friend. 😉

  15. Scott Cramer says:

    Umm… Yes. That was it exactly. Glad you picked up what I was laying down, my friend. 😉

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