Twas the Night Before Christmas G+ Cramer Style

Hi everyone. Merry Christmas to many overseas already. Soon enough for those of us on this side of the pond. This year, I read aloud my "Twas the Night Before Christmas" poem. One take… well, two on the first few verses because I forgot to turn off my phone and there was a rather large "DROID" in the middle of things. 😉

Thanks to +Kristi Fahlsing for her assistance with this and telling me my hair looked fine. 😉

Also, apologies in advance because I do not know how to pronounce everyone's names. And… +Sheila Garl. Next time. You'll see. Argh.

The text, if you care to read along:

Twas the night 
Before Christmas
When all through G+
Not a plusser was surfing
Not a click of a mouse

The posts were all written
And stored in DoShare
In hopes 
Chrome stayed running
To publish from there

The circles were nestled
All safe in their beds
While +Carrie Canup carols
Danced in their heads

+Kristi Fahlsing in kerchief
And I in my cap, 
Had just settled down
For a long winters nap

When in our notifies
There arose such a clatter
I sprang to my laptop
To see what was the matter

After rebooting windows
Due to problems with flash
I logged in to my profile
To see who had spazzed

Perhaps +Mar Mai had posted
A newly drawn pic
Or someone
Had thanked her and
Been glomped to death

It must not have been that
For there was nothing
To see
Of +Damian Sanchez's
Epic Manly Man Squee

Maybe Elf +Kyla Myers 
Who's known to be sweet
But when not 
Making cakes
Has a huge ornery streak

Perhaps Canadian #Dropbears
From Miss +Mellie B 
Or Overlord +Halfdan Reschat 
Pasting shark fluffy
With macaroni.

The Usual Suspects…
Now +Keith Cramer 
+Scott D 
+Rhonda Stewart 
And +Caroline Evebetty 
On +Chris Mallory 
+Yoon-Mi Kim 
+Eduardo Rodriguez Calzado 
And +Andrew Clifton-Brown 

So many to tag, let's go another round!
Now +Kimberly Chapman 
+Bill Abrams of #WerdGame
+Jim Gomes 
+Allen Simpson 
And +Lacerant Plainer 
On +Kimberly Allen 
+Melissa Bryan 
And +Amanda Rachelle Warren 

To the top
Of What's Hot
To the top
Relevant spot
If something's gone crazy
One of you
I will spot

And what was that?
Ninja Bunnies
Or Vikings I spy?
Definitely +Mary C.'s 
Modus operandi

So up
To a hangout
Of course
I then flew
To check +Charlie Hoover 
This notify storm
Just might be his brew

And then
In a twinkling
I heard on the roof
#10MinuteHero s
and Villains
All my photoshop goofs

With a host of +Dirk Reul eks 
More fearsome than trolls
Commenting "I wan chat you"
In shirtless troll droves.

The crazy Italain
+Salvio Giglio in lead
As if all of my mash-ups
had jumped from my screen

They looked even more viral than
Dare it, I say
#InternationalTakeAPictureUnderYourDeskDay
With +Jo Lane 

Important it was
To try and communicate
Thank goodness for Google
And Google translate

His drawl little mouth
Was drawn up like a bow
As I tried to type something
In Italian he'd know

Was it +Mz Maau 
Who set you up on this quest
Her alien origin
Might not be in jest!

Or am I being punked
With +matthew rappaport flair
Gathering material
For his Hangouts on Air

He scrolled back in my stream
Page after page
Hey Google, next year
A better search function
Could be all the rage

A wink of his eye
And a twist of his head
He pulled up a post
Which I expanded and read

The last time I tried
To tag each plus friend
I'd been horribly remiss
And forgot +Jenn Kirkland 

Oh Jen I am sorry!
I hope you're not pissed
That to make it up this time
I made you the villainess!

And of course to avoid future mishaps
Though surely there'll be some I forget
Tagging +Emilio Boronali 
+Laurie M 
+Bearman Cartoons 
and +Kari Tedrick 

And now I exclaim
As I share this tonight
Happy Christmas to all
And to all a Good Night!

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53 Responses to Twas the Night Before Christmas G+ Cramer Style

  1. Annette Holland says:

    This. Is. EPIC!

  2. Scott D says:

    Agree with +Annette Holland EPIC

  3. Damian Sanchez says:

    +Scott Cramer today's winner of the interwebz!

  4. Salvio Giglio says:

    Dear Scott all the best to you and your sweet Kristy, your wonderful family! Thanks for all the wonderful moments of fun you gave us. For me to have a friend near and far at the same time, made ??me feel less than the weight of my many problems! Scott you're a really nice person: generous, intelligent and sensitive! I am honored to have known you and one day I hope to do four chiaccher with you in person! I embrace you and I wish you a peaceful Christmas and serene!

  5. Kyla Myers says:

    Ornery? Me?

  6. Halfdan Reschat says:

    Epicness of epic proportions.

  7. Kristi Fahlsing says:

    Awe. Very sweet +Salvio Giglio! Merry Christmas to you and +Nunzia Nullo too!

  8. Kristi Fahlsing says:

    +Damian Sanchez no squee??

  9. Melissa Bryan says:

    You are beyond awesome for this.  I agree with +Damian Sanchez… you definitely win!

    Merry Christmas to you, your family, and the rest of this amazing g+ crew!  <3

  10. Eduardo Rodriguez Calzado says:

    Merry Christmas +Scott Cramer, this was so cool thanks for doing this! 🙂

  11. Damian Sanchez says:

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    Epic Manly Man Squee!!!

  12. Jim Gomes says:

    Fantastic +Scott Cramer ! Thanks for a great Christmas time story reading. Cheers, my friend. Peace and happiness to you and yours.

  13. Jo Lane says:

    AMAZING – so much SHINY goodness! Thank you & a very MERRY CHRISTMAS again 😀

  14. Yvan Da Silva says:

    Merry Christmas to all of you 😀

  15. David Mills says:

    Simply #Awesome I can't say much more!

  16. Rae Ouzts says:

    +Scott Cramer such #awesomesauce   loves it!

  17. Kimberly Allen says:

    Allons-y +Scott Cramer. And thank you for the mention 🙂

  18. Charlie Hoover says:

    Great Googles Ghost this is awesome! =)

  19. Bill Abrams says:

    +Scott Cramer  Thank you for putting so much effort into pleasing us. It really is admirable and appreciated. Happy tomorrow! The best to Kristy and the Cramer clan.

    What +Damian Sanchez said.

  20. Adrian Mowrey says:

    Merry Christmas! 🙂

  21. Carrie Canup says:

    Was gonna do a parody similar to this, but, now I don't have to and I imagine that your version is oodles better than I could have come up with!  Excellent job!

  22. Bearman Cartoons says:

    Happy happy to all

  23. Rae Ouzts says:

    what's in the glass?? lol, or do I already know?

  24. Mar Mai says:

    EPIC-NESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    CHRISTMAS GLOMP!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Mar Mai says:

    Oh my gosh your talent is amazing!! Hats off to you!!!

  26. Keith Cramer says:

    Nice bro! I knew something was going to be coming, just wasn't sure what!  

    I was hoping to see you chug the milk and finish with a milk-stache!

  27. Scott Cramer says:

    Thanks all! Love doing stuff like this, but always feel bad when I realize how many people that I miss mentioning! Have already spotted a few in these comments and I guess I'd better start keeping a list for Easter.

    Big shout out to +Charlie Hoover and +Carrie Canup too, who were working on a similar parody but did not know I had this in the queue. If you tell me Carrie was going to sing it, I'm going to feel like a chump!

  28. Scott Cramer says:

    Oh… and in the glass? Milk!!! Skim. 😉

  29. Scott Cramer says:

    Chugging the milk would have been awesome, bro! I had, like, two minutes to finish and post before a dinner reservation; and I would not have been able to post until late. I noticed I flubbed up the second to last stanza. I think I forgot the word forget. Irony!

  30. Carrie Canup says:

    I was only going to read the poem!  Parodied of course!

  31. Bearman Cartoons says:

    +Scott Cramer when you get back from dinner chug skim milk until you puke

  32. Lacerant Plainer says:

    Brillo I'm mentioned! Happy alien dance. Wonderful poem, I couldn't have thought of anything more fitting and appropriate!! 🙂

    Thanks and o/ +Scott Cramer !

  33. Scott Cramer says:

    Err… thanks +Bearman Cartoons! It will be a Japanese Steakhouse Skim Milk Extravaganza!!! My first Christmas imagery. Blurp

  34. Keith Cramer says:

    Be sure that you record and post too.

  35. Scott Cramer says:

    +Lacerant Plainer Apologies if I butchered your name in the reading!

  36. Lacerant Plainer says:

    +Scott Cramer nah it's good 🙂

  37. Chris Mallory says:

    Scott!!! This is amazing. No, you are amazing! Merriest of christmases to you my friend 🙂

  38. Emilio Boronali says:

    +Scott Cramer You're definitively #1 !

  39. Dirk Reul says:

    Me.. commenting? How dare you >_>

    Oh well, thank you Scott, this is amazing and made my morning 🙂 

    Merry Christmas to you and +Kristi Fahlsing along with all your loved ones.

  40. Lacerant Plainer says:

    Oh heard it once more – I'm not worthy!

  41. Mary C. says:

    I LOVE this so much!!! Brilliantly done master Scott!! ~( _ _ )~ <3<3<3
    I would say more on just how awesome this is and how much it made me smile with gleeful delight at the cleverness of you… But I think I hear Santa now and must scurry off to my bed so as not to get caught this time. ;D

    Cheers and BRAVO +Scott Cramer!!!

    #vikingbunnyninjastampofapproval

  42. Mary C. says:

    And Merrrrrrrrrrrrrry Christmas to you and yours!!! <3

  43. Caroline Evebetty says:

    merry christmas Indiana 😉 +Keith Cramer +Kristi Fahlsing

  44. Yoon-Mi Kim says:

    Wow! Merry Christmas +Scott Cramer!! This is incredible!! 😀

  45. Kristi Fahlsing says:

    Merry Christmas to you and your family +Dirk Reul!

    Merry Christmas France +Caroline Evebetty!

  46. Salvio Giglio says:

    Hi +Kristi Fahlsing happy Xmas! 😀

  47. Kristi Fahlsing says:

    You too +Salvio Giglio!

  48. Salvio Giglio says:

    I heard the poem recited by Scott! very beautiful!

  49. Allen Simpson says:

    Awesome +Scott Cramer
    Merry christmas

  50. Laurie M says:

    Awww THANK YOU Dear Sir!! & while I'm a bit late I LOVED your version & hope & pray that you & yours had a happy, healthy, safe & VERY Merry CHRISTmas Dear +Scott Cramer (((MEGA HUGS)))

  51. Scott Cramer says:

    +Laurie M No worries, I am late almost always on everything! All was great this Christmas. Best part? I got to go pick up daughter when I wasn't originally going to be able to see her until Thursday!

  52. Amanda Rachelle Warren says:

    Hooray! Happy Holidays!

  53. Laurie M says:

    Awwww how WONDERFUL for you +Scott Cramer I'm so glad you got an extra special CHRISTmas gift then! (((MEGA HUGS))) May it set the tone positive for the rest of your holiday season & the new year! 😎

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