Valentine's Gifts to NOT Get Your Significant Other

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Valentine's Gifts to NOT Get Your Significant Other

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12) A mix tape of her best orgasmic moments.
11) A nose hair trimmer.
10) An additional "companion" for the bedroom…
9) Divorce papers
8) Shake Weight
7) An invitation to appear on the Jerry Springer show with you and her sister….
6) Anything with a CLEARANCE sticker still on it.
5) A Lowe's gift certificate and a To Do List
4) Dinner; at a place with a drive-through.
3) A gift certificate for a back waxing
2) A treadmill

….and the number one *Valentine's Gift to NOT Get Your Significant Other is….

1) Knee pads!

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